I'm surprised he was nice enough to give you coal for the things you've done
LIKE WHA-oh yeah, I am an asshole.
Santa hates true love CONFIRMED
I bought you a pony. Its in the mail now. When you get it, remove it from the cold storage container and throw it in the crockpot at low temperature! Should be nice and tender after mm 7 hours? Dont worry about juices, ittl make its own :)
Horse meat is tasty man.
I perfer dog.
Jambeb, yu asian?
RIP hopes and dreams
"Here lies Jimbobs hopes and dreams"
..What a baby.
I'm not crying
*Sprinkles salt on Jambeb*
My hopes and dreams died in the fire, a long time ago.
Just like your Man hood
Kissu, you can't kill what wasn't there in the first place kek
"Don't cry for me I'm already dead" -jimbob.
*My Chemical Romance starts playing*
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