Peastuck

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  1. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    HOW TO PLAY (open)

    After reading the latest page of Peastuck, join in the adventure by suggesting what our heroine should do next! You can do so by posting in this thread, or on the tumblr.

    I'm hoping to make one new page a day. One a week is more likely. "Never" is also a distinct possibility. We'll see how this goes.

    A Young Girl Sits in her Room
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    Your name is Patricia! However, your codename, PEACOCK, sounds much cooler. Since you are young and don’t attend public school, you don’t see how that couldn’t be the most awesome name ever!

    You are 13 years old, but sadly today is not your birthday. You are a WAR-ORPHAN, and have had quite an unpleasant experience with SLAVE-TRADERS. You were rescued and turned into a CYBORG by DR. AVIAN, who is one of the few people in the world who does not deserve to have the pulp beaten out of him.

    With such a rich and developed backstory, you naturally have many INTERESTS, which include whimsical animation, as well as the greatest show in the world, ANNIE: GIRL OF THE STARS; feature length motion pictures; intense scraps; packaged nutrition substitutes, high-powered automotives; large-scale pyrotechnics; sophisticated tobacco inhalation; and barking orders at your LOYAL CRONIES.


    Check the Time
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    On your HAMMOCK-SIDE STAND rests a typical BED-SIDE ALARM CLOCK. Of course, you never make use of the ALARM function. You tried that once and the damned thing woke you up. It’s face displays 1:30 PM, meaning it has been ten minutes since you woke up this fine morning. That also means it will be another SEVEN AND A HALF HOURS until a brand new episode of the greatest show in the world, ANNIE: GIRL OF THE STARS, premiers on TV.​



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    Having already buffed your teeth, changed out of your PAJAMAS, and gone to the little cyborg’s room, you are now in need of a way to pass time. What will you do?


    Sit and wait for Seven and 1/2 hours

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    You decide to sit your butt down and wait for ANNIE: GIRL OF THE STARS to start.

    …….

    After an insufferably long period of time, you realize that this idea was idiotic. That was the longest seven seconds of your life.

    You need something to do, and you need it a-sap. So what will you do?​
     
  2. Rikers

    Rikers Who even plays Schoolgirls?

    Location:
    Over there in SoCal
    Steam:
    RikersSama
    Peacock
    Robo Fortune
    Beowulf
    Order a loyal crony to cook up some grub
    probably a terrible idea
    Do it anyway
     
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  3. Beat

    Beat do you think hitler ever looked at porn

    Location:
    Your nightmares
    Steam:
    Beat
    PSN:
    TWKUK
    XBL:
    danglingrhombus
    >Peacock: Make your underlings do something demeaning. Their suffering is your amusement.
     
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  4. Easko

    Easko Waffle warrior

    Steam:
    dasket
    PSN:
    Xasket
    Cerebella
    Cerebella
    Cerebella
    Watch beowulf OnDemand because ANNIE: GIRL OF THE STARS is no where near on.
     
  5. EvaXephon

    EvaXephon Video Game Streamer / Unpublished Indie Game Dev

    Location:
    Los Angeles
    Steam:
    EvaXephon
    PSN:
    EvaXephon
    XBL:
    EvaXephon
    Cerebella
    Double
    Get in touch with Annie and ask her to come over and pass the time with you while waiting for Annie of the Stars to come on.
     
  6. Broseidon Rex

    Broseidon Rex POWER UP!

    Steam:
    Will Drop For Diamonds
    XBL:
    Broseidon Rex
    Cerebella
    Wait a minute... is this homestuck?
     
  7. PaulinetheBloody

    PaulinetheBloody Skulldudes comic is a thing that's happening.

    Location:
    Poland
    Steam:
    ShadowOfImpendingDoom
    Eliza
    Squigly
    Peacock: Peek out the door.
     
  8. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    That depends... Do you like Homestuck? :p

    Order a LOYAL CRONY to Cook up Some Grub
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    They do say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

    There is a slight problem with this plan: the whereabouts of your LOYAL CRONIES are unknown.


    Search for LOYAL CRONIES

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    After thoroughly searching your room, it dawns on you that most of your LOYAL CRONIES are very large and rigid, and could not possibly be hiding in here.​
     
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  9. Broseidon Rex

    Broseidon Rex POWER UP!

    Steam:
    Will Drop For Diamonds
    XBL:
    Broseidon Rex
    Cerebella
    >Pull out Crony from eye
    And I got to act 5, didn't read for a month, then got lost.
     
  10. Father Gav

    Father Gav Swell Dude

    Location:
    Falkirk
    Steam:
    Father Gav
    PSN:
    ThesisAED
    Ms. Fortune
    Valentine
    >Leave room on a quest to find your loyal cronies
     
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  11. Fizzxwizz

    Fizzxwizz lit News Writer

    Location:
    Arizona
    Steam:
    http://steamcommunity.com/id/Fizzxwizz
    PSN:
    E_Mano
    Ms. Fortune
    Unknown
    > Retrieve Arms
     
  12. Jim

    Jim Ooarai Sensha-Do fan

    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    Valentine
    Squigly
    >Take 3 hits of LSD.
     
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  13. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Take a Well-Earned Smoke
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    Alas, your supply of CARTOONISH CIGARS has been completely depleted! A SHOPPING TRIP will be necessary later today to rectify the situation.

    Retrieve Arms from Drawer

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    (Fine, I thought of a response so I’ll do this old joke.)
    Your arms were removed by SLAVE-TRADERS, and you are fairly sure they are not currently in your possession.
     
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  14. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Is OnDemand the same thing as pay-per-view?

    Leave room on a quest to find LOYAL CRONIES
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    Okay, but that door leads to your BATHROOM. As you have already performed your MORNING BATHROOM ROUTINE, there is no point in bothering to render it.

    Your LOYAL CRONIES are not in here, either. Actually, that’s a relief.


    Try Again

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    There’s the exit! It was hidden behind the viewport.​
     
  15. Jim

    Jim Ooarai Sensha-Do fan

    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    Valentine
    Squigly
    They're similar. The distinguishing factor is whether you can watch it whenever you want, or if you have to watch it in an allotted timeslot. When you pay to gain access to a showing at XX:XX time, it's pay-per-view; when you gain the ability to steam it anytime you want, even for a finite amount of time, that is aptly named "on demand".

    Examples: Amazon Video is "On Demand", but if you pay to watch a UFC fight live, that's pay-per-view.
     
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  16. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
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    Beyond your room lie the corridors of ANTI-SKULLGIRL LAB 8. This state-of-the-art, government-funded research facility is the CANOPY KINGDOM’s best hope for defense against the impending threat that is the SKULLGIRL.

    Your LOYAL CRONIES must be somewhere in this dump.


    Proceed down corridor
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    You pass by your TV ROOM. It used to be the DEBRIEFING ROOM before you persistently monopolized it.
     
  17. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Watch Beowulf OnDemand
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    You check out last night’s match for an exorbitant fee. Oh, how you’ve dreamt of someday getting into the ring with Beowulf and beating the crap out of him.

    You wonder if this is one of those TEEN GIRL CRUSHES you hear about.​
     
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  18. Verdant Brave

    Verdant Brave Anti-social

    Peacock
    Unknown
    Sensually caress the television monitor portraying the Beowulf whilst daydreaming about the two of you having an epic battle.
     
  19. Kuzlalala

    Kuzlalala Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,

    Location:
    Indonesia
    Steam:
    Kuzlalala
    Peacock
    Beowulf
    I'm not quite familiar with Homestuck, but I find this thread to be a great idea.

    Also, the possibility of Peacock having a teen girl crush on Beowulf? Um... *ehem*
     
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  20. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Sensually caress the television monitor portraying the Beowulf whilst daydreaming about the two of you having an epic battle.
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    Someday… Someday this epic showdown will transpire, and you will be victorious. And scrubs the world over will rage quit in the face of your ineffable greatness.

    But Beowulf won’t be playable for like, nine more months.​
     
  21. Kuzlalala

    Kuzlalala Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,

    Location:
    Indonesia
    Steam:
    Kuzlalala
    Peacock
    Beowulf
    Quietly gets out of Lab 8 to visit the wrestling ring.
     
  22. IsaVulpes

    IsaVulpes Just Throw

    Location:
    Trinidad && Tobago
    Ms. Fortune
    Filia
    Double
    Upon continuing to search for her cronies, meets Ileum and gives her a hug as thanks for being such a nice mom
     
  23. PaulinetheBloody

    PaulinetheBloody Skulldudes comic is a thing that's happening.

    Location:
    Poland
    Steam:
    ShadowOfImpendingDoom
    Eliza
    Squigly
    Continue search for cronies.
     
  24. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
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    It looks like this match will be incredibly boring. The athletes are still just trash-talking each other, and you are beginning to feel PECKISH. You had better get to the KITCHEN before this condition escalates.​
     
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  25. Kuzlalala

    Kuzlalala Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,

    Location:
    Indonesia
    Steam:
    Kuzlalala
    Peacock
    Beowulf
    Search for food in fridge.
     
  26. Error Macro

    Error Macro I like pressing buttons

    Steam:
    Error Macro
    Fukua
    Cerebella
    Squigly
    Get Stanley to cook something.
     
  27. Easko

    Easko Waffle warrior

    Steam:
    dasket
    PSN:
    Xasket
    Cerebella
    Cerebella
    Cerebella
    Cook stanley
     
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  28. Beat

    Beat do you think hitler ever looked at porn

    Location:
    Your nightmares
    Steam:
    Beat
    PSN:
    TWKUK
    XBL:
    danglingrhombus
    woah there friend you might need to slow down
     
  29. Easko

    Easko Waffle warrior

    Steam:
    dasket
    PSN:
    Xasket
    Cerebella
    Cerebella
    Cerebella
    Shark Fin Soup ingredients
    • 1 pound shark's fin, about 8 pieces
    • 16 cups water
    • 6 large dried black Chinese mushrooms
    • 6 canned bamboo shoots, drained
    • 1/2 chicken breast, cooked
    • 3 tablespoons Shaoxing or dry Sherry wine
    • 4 thin slices fresh ginger
    • 3 tablespoons corn, peanut or vegetable oil
    • 9 cups chicken broth, canned or homemade
    • 2 tablespoons cornstarch
    • 1/4 cup cold water
    • Salt to taste, if desired
    • 2 tablespoons light soy sauce
    • 1/4 teaspoon freshly ground pepper, preferably white
    • 1 tablespoon sesame oil

    I've been ready for this since day 1
     
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  30. PaulinetheBloody

    PaulinetheBloody Skulldudes comic is a thing that's happening.

    Location:
    Poland
    Steam:
    ShadowOfImpendingDoom
    Eliza
    Squigly
    Pea probably isn't a good cook though.
     
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  31. Age

    Age Well-Known Member

    Retrieve shadow from corridor panel.
     
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  32. Jim

    Jim Ooarai Sensha-Do fan

    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    Valentine
    Squigly
    Haha ^THIS
     
  33. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Retrieve shadow from corridor panel
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    You walk around corridors for nearly ten minutes trying to figure this out. It seems your shadow will only appear when the scene would be exceedingly boring otherwise. You suspect this law of nature is subject to whim.
     
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  34. Verdant Brave

    Verdant Brave Anti-social

    Peacock
    Unknown
    Go to the kitchen and make a sammich.
     
  35. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Sorry about the slowness. I'm just going to have to call this scene "good enough."

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    After walking down a particularly long corridor (all secret labs are 90% corridors), you enter LAB 8’s cozy KITCHEN.

    GEORGE sits at the table, reading the MORNING PAPER. Despite being one of your LOYAL CRONIES, and having had formal education in the culinary arts, George is a horrendous cook.​
     
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  36. Verdant Brave

    Verdant Brave Anti-social

    Peacock
    Unknown
    Buck like a mule on top of the kitchen table whilst singing Sweet Child O' Mine.
     
  37. Broseidon Rex

    Broseidon Rex POWER UP!

    Steam:
    Will Drop For Diamonds
    XBL:
    Broseidon Rex
    Cerebella
    Steal Newspaper to read comics.
     
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  38. MysteriousJ

    MysteriousJ No.1 Skullgirls player in Idaho

    Location:
    NW OR / Boise ID
    Double
    Filia
    Eliza
    Inquire whereabouts of other LOYAL CRONIES
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    As usual, George keeps his lips shut tight. There’s just no distracting that bomb during his lunch break.
     
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  39. Horseman

    Horseman This place ain't how it used to be

    Peacock
    Fukua
    Big Band
    Ignoring your best judgment, ask George to cook you an omelette.
     
  40. Kuzlalala

    Kuzlalala Hwæt. We Gardena in geardagum,

    Location:
    Indonesia
    Steam:
    Kuzlalala
    Peacock
    Beowulf
    Put George in your hat and continue the search of your LOYAL CRONIES.
     

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